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Archive for July, 2006

Rock-a-bye Baby!

Posted by danvirion on July 31, 2006

Am imparting a training on Unix Development and Run-time Environments these days, to a class of 20 odd. The composition of the class is as follows:

31% – Waiting for the right moment to say – “Hey buddy… don’t you think we should swap places… might work out better that way!”

31% – Thinking – “Damn! Another bouncer… should’ve brought my helmet along!”

32% – Hoping – “Hmmm… this is tough. He’s talking Latin, but maybe if I concentrate hard enough, I start getting the drift of things…”

5% – Snoring away to glory. Wakes up intermittently cos he’s having nightmares about aliens.

PS. I know this post is mean… just in that kind of mood today. :-|

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Cluster Maps

Posted by danvirion on July 30, 2006

Took a cue from karram’s blog and added a Cluster Map here (check bottom – right panel). Well, one might argue how useful hit stats are on a blog that is not even on ad-sense… but must admit, this adds a nice touch to the presentation.

Want your own hit map? This should help:

http://clustrmaps.com/

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Yun Na Hota To Kya Hota

Posted by danvirion on July 29, 2006

Saw Naseerudin Shah’s directorial attempt this week, and read Dan Brown’s Da Vinci code.

Now, before I get to my opinions, let me digress and explain why I rifled through the code now, rather than earlier. After reading Angels and Demons last year, had told myself that I’d expended enough time to Mr. Brown’s thoughts for one lifetime. So why did I read it after all?  Well, there simply are occasions when boredom gets the better of resolutions…

Anyway, I was expecting a lot from the movie (YHTKH), and very little from the book… and honestly, was in for a surprise on both fronts. To Mr. Brown’s credit, the book sets a tenacious pace, and the narrative is quite gripping – a fact which compelled me to read the entire book in a single sitting. To Mr. Shah’s credit, he is an extremely seasoned and accomplished actor, and has attempted to make a movie that steps away from the ordinary. However, beyond a point, both the story tellers fail miserably.

Brown’s addiction for labyrinthine sub-plots is so over-stretched, that the plot gets too convoluted, and is not believable. But, that’s not where the story teller fails – he fails due to the fact that the story disappointingly leads nowhere in particular, and at the end of the book, the reader is left feeling like a donkey looking at a radish pinned to its own nose.

Shah’s story on the other hand is simple, even predictable – the trouble is, the narration is too convoluted. The viewer is almost left with the feeling that he knows where the story is going, but wonders if the characters are actually going there too, or have got lost somewhere in personal labyrinths of their own.

Well, at the end of the two experiences, knowing the fact that I’ve expended 2 hours of my life on one, and 6 hours on the other, there’s just one thing I have to say – Yun Na Hota To Kya Hota!!

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Only the Paranoid Sir Vibe

Posted by danvirion on July 27, 2006

My boss does not trust me… he’s never told me so, but I see the succinct hues of fear stencilled over the white of his eyes!

 No… this is not the kind of distrust, where he believes I can’t be trusted with tasks, nor the kind where he believes I’ll drop a few copies of TOI upon his desk one of these days, and exclaim – “There! I’ve put down my papers!”*.

His distrust stems from the belief that i’m not from this planet. A fair thought this, since I’m hardly ever found working at my desk, never found working actually; spend a good deal of time with my teams – that is, with the volleyball, basketball and soccer teams, in that order. And yet, work inexplicably gets done – on time at most instances, sometimes ahead of time, and sometimes behind time**.

To be honest enough, I’m not quite sure how this happens either. I think there’s a band of those much-fabled elves working in my office, which would also explain why so many people in this world do not have shoes to wear.

Well, why debate the indubitable… I must be an alien life form after all. So, off i’ll go now and renew my quest of learning some earthly sports. Pass by a diligent SS at his desk on my way out…

Me: Volley time. Coming?…

SS: Not right away. Think i’ll finish this off first. I’m the elf today…

Three cheers to diligent colleagues!!… :-)

Footnotes:

* Not an original quote

** An actual statement encountered in someone’s self-appraisal comments

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